October 05, 2008  /  Kyle Lane

 

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Happy Father's Day to the good cop to my mom's bad cop. My own personal paparazzi. The person who made me grilled chicken every night, followed by a fat bowl of ice cream. My dad is the reason I have a sweet tooth and a love for music. - I also did not get this running gene. 👆🏻 He runs six days a week for as long as my little mind can remember. He used to come home, a nasty, sweaty mess and chase my sisters and I around the house. Threatening to give us gross, sweaty hugs. His running is probably what saved his life three years ago when he had quadruple bypass surgery. - Looking forward to celebrating tonight despite the disgusting weather weighing down Sacramento. Ice cold wine in the fridge to celebrate!
Waiting on boo to wake up from his power nap and feed me tacos. - AM I SMIZING?! - Hell YEAH I facetune. - I'm not sure I'm feeling this brunette me. Feedback appreciated. On all of the above.
The older I get the more I realize what a crazy hard job being a parent is. You realize it wasn’t just cuddles with a sleepless baby or endless chauffeuring to the malI (do kids still go to the mall?), but it’s a lot of thankless f*cking work. More and more of my friends are joining the mommy club and it impresses the hell out of me. Again, making me appreciate my own mother more. _ I’m shocked that I didn’t end up an only child. My Mom loves to tell everyone I went straight from colic (whatever that is) to PMS. Probably those three years between myself and @kendallalane gave them both a little bit of breathing room. Literally, I had terrible asthma. The kind that puts you in the hospital and poor Kendall was never sick. Being the boss bitch she is, she took matters into her own hands. Then came @ladylike_behavior who made me cry because she cried… All the time. It wasn’t hurt fault though and it got her out of all the spankings. Or did anyone else get spanked? Just me? I’m sure I deserved it. _ Here is a picture of us at one of our favorite places. Just down the road from Aunt’s house in Cambria. Happy Mother’s Day @mamalor! Thanks for raising me to be the badass I am today
I may not eat red meat or fish or... But I could definitely get used to everyone waiting on me hand and foot! #whereismykardashianmoney
 

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