Okay I’ve been thinking all day about the positives of being single. Here’s what I’ve come up with:
- I can NOT wear underwear again and NOT be judged by those who love me.
- I can go out to a meal and NOT be pressured in to eating more than I want.
- I have the bed ALL to myself! No smothering, sweaty shnuggling.
- I don’t have to eat breakfast!! Or certain amounts of water! (Double yay!)
- I only have to please ME!! Wear whatever tops, shorts, color my hair how I want..
I KNOW there was more, but I can’t think of them right now. I’ll get back to you.