juliaallison:

This photograph actually happened, people.  Oh, ScarJo.

Noelle: So what did you think of the movie [He’s Just Not That Into You]?
Me: I freaking LOVED IT … did you go see it ever??
Noelle: I did. hay-ted it actually. so uncomfortable. like reliving all of my past relationship mistakes.
Me: HA.
Noelle: Oh god, and Scarlett Johansson is like every woman’s worst nightmare. The idea that there are hot yoga teachers out there in the world out to seduce your man. shudder.
Me: Hahahaha OMFG RIGHT?!?!????  ScJo is The Death Of Marriage!!!!!!!!!!!  She bites her lips and your man flushes his wedding band down the toilet.
Noelle: HA
Me: She’s so sexual that just looking at her on screen made me feel like I should take a pregnancy test.

I think I’m the only person in the world that does NOT find her attractive and I think she’s a total hussy!  I don’t know if Ryan Renolds is truly better off… Alanis vs. Scarlette.  Sucks either way.

 

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