Brooks & Dunn Concert: One of the perks to being Malia’s guest at these concerts (besides being in her lovely presence) is going to the VIP dinner beforehand. Nothing spectacular, but can you imagine anything free at venue like the Shoreline Amphitheater? Unfortunately that champagne wasn’t free.
I was presented with the crucial decision between cheese or chicken tamale for dinner. I mistakenly chose cheese. What the b*tch didn’t tell me was it was cheese and JALAPENO! Malia rushed to put out the fire in my mouth and came back with a bottle of champagne. No complaints here, but I did make her EAT THE OFFENDING JALAPENO and she agreed it was quite hot.