Email: Mailman Advice from Wifey's Coworker
Tell Kyle to make flash cards for her mailman. “Are you single? [ ]yes [ ]no”
If he marks yes, the next one says, “Pick a date, we should have dinner”
If he says NO, “Let me know when you are please!”
Any amount of awkward that comes from that exchange can’t be any worse than pining over him everyday.