1) Endless free wine, beer, cider and pizza!
2) Chatting with cute car wash manager outside of work and away from my boss. Boss established for me that he’s not married - right in front of me. Totally not embarrassing or awkward right?
3) Kissing a certain someone.
4) “Hiding” from Kaila, but really I just happened to stop and text next to this giant pillar! It was completely innocent, I swear.
5) Getting flashed by a woman who had stuffed her bra with fruit from the Raley’s booth! And not like I wanted to steal fruit, but like I need some extra lift.