What I've learned

…from my two relationships in my 25 (almost 26 years).  I’m drawn to the shy, dorky guy.  And you THINK I’m their girlfriend, but really I’m their fairy godmother.  I help them dress, interact socially and make them feel good about who they are.

You know how I’m thanked?!  Happily ever after with some other skanky bitch!  

Can you tell I’m wounded?  I hate this!