Notice I wore a tiara. Hell f-ing yes I wore a tiara, that’s like, the first thing I bought when I got engaged. I’d wear it to work now if I could!

a friend commenting on her (awesome) wedding day photos.

I can just see the T-shirt now: “Hell f-ing yes I wore a tiara!” and on the back, “Mrs. [REDACTED]”

Shit, I’m gonna get me one of them shirts right noooowww.