btw, just because I love brides & wedding gowns & all things bride & wedding related, does not mean I’m in the mood to get married.
I understand that this is a confusing - but important - distinction, so let me clarify for you:
THINGS I LOVE = GIRLY ROMANCE BIG GOWN FUN PARTY MATCHING DRESSES CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN MEN IN TUXES
Weddings include all of these things*. Thus, I love weddings.
Now, back to our regularly scheduled programming, which is … um … bed?
*Although sometimes they forget the chocolate fountain, which is upsetting.
What she said.