Just Announced: Marriage to Myself

When I see this blender I feel like pulling a Carrie Bradshaw and registering for my marriage to myself!

I used this awesomeness on Tuesday at Diana’s house and it blends the hell out of everything!  Best strawberry margaritas ever! (Too many exclamations?) I looked it up online and was saddened to see the ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY NINE DOLLAR price tag?!

Boo.

Who wants me to be happy?