If you could see me now.
Amen!
{Sub white wine.}
Lemme paint you a picture: lying in my white bed, drinking red wine, watching The Bachelorette: I Gave Up EVERYTHING For This and screaming DOUCHEBAG at the television at 5 second intervals. Taking breaks from playing on my laptop to DOMINATE in Words with Friends. Remembering what that dude Shooter said and dying laughing all over again.
All the single ladies… All the single ladies.
Three months after moving out, I am sort of lonely but television is my boyfriend now.