Bachelorette Recap

• OMFG!  Kermit the Frog Kasey serenading Ali?? What is wrong with that kid? He’d be better off singing something he knows instead of impromptu. 
• I’m pretty sure Ali wants to do Kirk, but I guess you can’t put that kind of stuff on regular television.
• If Ali doesn’t want to marry Chris L. I happily will.
• Can we talk about Kasey again? Freak! FREAK!  The tattoo? She tells you to slow you down and you just hit the petal to the metal?  Idiot.
• Rated-R is calling Kermit a fibber?  Kind of ironic.
• I agree with Kirk, “we need one more guy in the house to play the guitar”.  NOW THE WEATHERMAN?!  Ugh.  WTF.  The sexy one sang better at the Lion King!
• Who is that guy with the shaggy hair? {edit: Chris N. - why is he still here?}
• Kasey is this season’s Michelle.
• So freakshow Kasey stays, but the hot one leaves and the guy who never has any screen time?  Ali, I’m worried.