A Little Known Secret
While most of you can hardly stop talking about the feast you're about to (over)indulge in two days, I am just counting the hours until it's over and we can really get down to Christmas. (And my birthday) The secret though, is that I really don't like anything about Thanksgiving. Actually, I like having the day off, spending time with my family, crafting and the run for Jesus (don't ask). What I don't like is the meal itself. Please, don't unfollow me or stop reading immediately. I'm a picky eater and it's not my fault! I just don't like turkey no matter how it's cooked. Trust me, smoked, roasted - whatever - still not yummy. And mashed potatoes, they've got nothin' on a baked potato with it's sour scream, bacon and Lawry's salt. I won't get into the rest, but since we're friends I thought I needed to be honest with you about my ugly secret. I, Kyle Lane, do not love Thanksgiving dinner. There, I said it. Now let's move on...
TO CHRISTMAS!